Hey, I'm Kristen! This blog likely contains many sentient robots, blue hedgehogs, aliens, and occasionally dragons. I enjoy rambling and chatting about such things but have a bad tendency to keep it all to myself. So most of what you see here will be reblogged.

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27th May 2012

Photoset reblogged from hey with 149 notes

autobotree:

bb-bullets:

nobodyxaldyn:

THEY’RE CARS

BUT THEY HAVE LEGS

HAHABQHDGWCTVHBJNQSWMDW

I don’t know how I even feel about this.

  

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27th May 2012

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Tagged: Soundwave

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27th May 2012

Photoset reblogged from hey with 130 notes

Tagged: I really really like theseStarscreamMegatronG1 vs Prime

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27th May 2012

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nesttt:

(By Stephen Boodram)

nesttt:

(By Stephen Boodram)

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27th May 2012

Photo reblogged from GAH!! ENERGON EVERYWHERE! with 65,406 notes

generalbri:

the-bass-bot:

nericurls:

safare:

aitu:

hana-bakemono:

miyukithecreeper:

rich-whitegirl-problems:

sweetndirty:

sheepystars:

translucent-flapjacks:

the-crunge:

“Buchanan won the election.”
my US History book ashgyhuijk

“His eyes came slowly back, at last, to the face from which they had wandered; when they rested on it, he started, and resumed, in the manner of a sleeper that moment awake, reverting to a subject of last night.”
….. fuck you Dickens

” ‘The reason why so many of us are sick and stay sick is nutritional imbalance,’ he says.”
…WTF?

He pressed closer in a way that would have upset her ten minutes ago, but now she welcomed the nearness of his big strong body, shielding her from the street.
me gusta

“My heart is breaking, bitter anger is pouring out and I can’t stop it.”
This isn’t good

“They don’t make morgues with windows.”
WHAT. NO. DRESDEN FILES WAS A BAD CHOICE.

“It’s a Cheshire-Cat,” said the Duchess, “and that’s why, Pig!”
… the hell does this mean!?! DRUGGIE LANGUAGE TRANSLATOR PLEASE!!!

“‘Basketball in the fall?’ I asked the Colonel.”
…what?

“But just as you thought you knew where the story was going, it would end abruptly, when the lovers or the child vanished with no explanation, never to be seen again.” - Bitterblue this sounds ominous. 

“The fire’s not lighting, huh?”
Well, that’s what I get for keeping my Calvin and Hobbes close.

so…there is no book near me.
figures…

I had to get up and walk to the nearest book. The first sentence that actually starts on pg 45:
“His head and beard wagged this way and that as he looked for the stones, and they followed his lead, but they seemed no nearer to the end of the search when the day began to fail.”
no comment

“Wherever I was, I wasn’t underground anymore.”..Alright.

generalbri:

the-bass-bot:

nericurls:

safare:

aitu:

hana-bakemono:

miyukithecreeper:

rich-whitegirl-problems:

sweetndirty:

sheepystars:

translucent-flapjacks:

the-crunge:

“Buchanan won the election.”

my US History book ashgyhuijk

“His eyes came slowly back, at last, to the face from which they had wandered; when they rested on it, he started, and resumed, in the manner of a sleeper that moment awake, reverting to a subject of last night.”

….. fuck you Dickens

” ‘The reason why so many of us are sick and stay sick is nutritional imbalance,’ he says.”

…WTF?

He pressed closer in a way that would have upset her ten minutes ago, but now she welcomed the nearness of his big strong body, shielding her from the street.

me gusta

“My heart is breaking, bitter anger is pouring out and I can’t stop it.”

This isn’t good

“They don’t make morgues with windows.”

WHAT. NO. DRESDEN FILES WAS A BAD CHOICE.

“It’s a Cheshire-Cat,” said the Duchess, “and that’s why, Pig!”

… the hell does this mean!?! DRUGGIE LANGUAGE TRANSLATOR PLEASE!!!

“‘Basketball in the fall?’ I asked the Colonel.”

…what?

“But just as you thought you knew where the story was going, it would end abruptly, when the lovers or the child vanished with no explanation, never to be seen again.” - Bitterblue

 
this sounds ominous. 

“The fire’s not lighting, huh?”

Well, that’s what I get for keeping my Calvin and Hobbes close.

so…there is no book near me.

figures…

I had to get up and walk to the nearest book. The first sentence that actually starts on pg 45:

“His head and beard wagged this way and that as he looked for the stones, and they followed his lead, but they seemed no nearer to the end of the search when the day began to fail.”

no comment

“Wherever I was, I wasn’t underground anymore.”

..Alright.

Tagged: Pendragon: The Merchant of DeathLol

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27th May 2012

Photo reblogged from derp da teetley derpee derpee dumb with 352 notes

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27th May 2012

Post reblogged from GAH!! ENERGON EVERYWHERE! with 55 notes

Oh well. Maybe next week’s episode will be-

wifescream:

Oh, right.

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27th May 2012

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27th May 2012

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jasjuliet:

xekstrin:

“I’m keeping her.”

OH GOODNESS

jasjuliet:

xekstrin:

“I’m keeping her.”

OH GOODNESS

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27th May 2012

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27th May 2012

Post reblogged from The Absolute Funniest Posts! with 23,804 notes

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
Thor: We found Thor punching Loki’s face.
Thor:
Thor:
Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.

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27th May 2012

Photoset reblogged from Robots & Cute Shit with 310 notes

terminus-est:

Awwww it’s my babby Kroger. All grown up.

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27th May 2012

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27th May 2012

Link reblogged from Robots and Social Consciousness with 32 notes

Robots and Social Consciousness: A non-snarky summary of many of my thoughts on TFP and fandom lies below, after I deal with this juvenile anon. →

obfuscobble:

Anonymous asked: hurr season 2 of prime with the same style of wirting and same produchin team killed my bbby breakdown and didnt giv me robo sex i wanted i gunn be snarky bitch ‘bout it all now believing that my own shitty misguided analaysis of a cartoon were aaaaaalll…

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27th May 2012

Photoset reblogged from GAH!! ENERGON EVERYWHERE! with 958 notes

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