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THEY’RE CARS
BUT THEY HAVE LEGS
HAHABQHDGWCTVHBJNQSWMDW
I don’t know how I even feel about this.
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aitu:
“Buchanan won the election.”
my US History book ashgyhuijk
“His eyes came slowly back, at last, to the face from which they had wandered; when they rested on it, he started, and resumed, in the manner of a sleeper that moment awake, reverting to a subject of last night.”
….. fuck you Dickens
” ‘The reason why so many of us are sick and stay sick is nutritional imbalance,’ he says.”
…WTF?
He pressed closer in a way that would have upset her ten minutes ago, but now she welcomed the nearness of his big strong body, shielding her from the street.
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“My heart is breaking, bitter anger is pouring out and I can’t stop it.”
This isn’t good
“They don’t make morgues with windows.”
WHAT. NO. DRESDEN FILES WAS A BAD CHOICE.
“It’s a Cheshire-Cat,” said the Duchess, “and that’s why, Pig!”
… the hell does this mean!?! DRUGGIE LANGUAGE TRANSLATOR PLEASE!!!
“‘Basketball in the fall?’ I asked the Colonel.”
…what?
“But just as you thought you knew where the story was going, it would end abruptly, when the lovers or the child vanished with no explanation, never to be seen again.” - Bitterblue
this sounds ominous.“The fire’s not lighting, huh?”
Well, that’s what I get for keeping my Calvin and Hobbes close.
so…there is no book near me.
figures…
I had to get up and walk to the nearest book. The first sentence that actually starts on pg 45:
“His head and beard wagged this way and that as he looked for the stones, and they followed his lead, but they seemed no nearer to the end of the search when the day began to fail.”
no comment
“Wherever I was, I wasn’t underground anymore.”
..Alright.
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Oh, right.
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Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
Thor: We found Thor punching Loki’s face.
Thor:
Thor:
Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.
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Awwww it’s my babby Kroger. All grown up.
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Anonymous asked: hurr season 2 of prime with the same style of wirting and same produchin team killed my bbby breakdown and didnt giv me robo sex i wanted i gunn be snarky bitch ‘bout it all now believing that my own shitty misguided analaysis of a cartoon were aaaaaalll…
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